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1 Sep 2003 Turd of the Week Chuck
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In Their Own Words... "America today is the closest the world has ever seen to God." Charles Krauthammer, Time Magazine, September 1, 2003 "A public library should not be a safe haven for terrorists." Justice Department spokesdemon Mark Corallo on Patriot Act II, Washington Post, August 26, 2003 "Now that the courts have dismissed the GAO lawsuit and GAO has issued its final report, we hope that everyone will focus as strongly as the administration has on meeting America's energy needs." Cheney spokes-schill Jennifer Millerwise, responding to outrage that Cheney refused to disclose meeting materials and findings demanded by the General Accounting Office for investigating charges of impropriety by the White House Energy Commission. |
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There is no Greenhouse Affect.
There is no scientific basis for these Bush administration claims. But who needs science when you've got a short-sighted blend of blind capitalism and co-opted religion? The Clean Air Act, the Clean Water Act, the National Environmental Policy Act are all being gutted by the Bush Administration so that l7,000 power plants can create more pollution in our water, in our air and on our planet. Now, the Bush administration is claiming they that it lacks the necessary authority to regulate carbon dioxide (Never mind that it claims the authority to rule the world). The EPA's General Counsel, the aptly named Robert Fabricant says "Because the [Clean Air Act] does not authorize regulation to address climate change, it follows that [carbon dioxide] and other [greenhouse gases], as such, are not air pollutants." Contrast this with Bush's 2000 campaign promises to tighten the Clean Air Act and reduce carbon dioxide. How did this liar get the rep as a do-what-you-say-you'll-do-guy? But it's not just the Executive branch. The Senate Environment and Public Works Committee chair James Inhofe of Oklahoma, characterizes the Environmental Protection Agency as "Gestapo." The party that once included Teddy Roosevelt, arguably the leading environmental president of all time has sold out to corporate and neo-Christian interests. Even the much reviled Richard Nixon signed significant environmental legislation into law, including the very Clean Air Act that Bush is gutting. But the real change began with James Watt, whose brand of Christianity included a fundamental belief that Christ's resurrection is imminent, so conservation is an unnecessary self-imposed restraint. Wow. Gail Norton, his protégé, now Bush's Interior head is every bit as aggressive as Watt in pushing to give our countries national resources to corporate interests. Bush is quickly building a legacy based on destroying things - Afghanistan, Iraq, social programs, the budget and the environment. Remember when America made things? ...Sigh... |
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Military Power
for Hire Why outsource when you're the closest thing the world has seen to God? Well, it's an issue of accountability of methods and ethical responsibility. One outsources a task with deliverables in mind only. How the lucky contract recipient gets the job done is their business. More and more operations are being handled in America's name by forces that are above any law, and not just American law. Contracted forces in Bosnia were discovered to be running a little child prostitution ring on the side. Upon discovery by Bosnian authorities, the contracting firm yanked those involved and shipped them out of range of the Bosnian legal system. Bosnia protested to America, but we shrugged. Not our problem. Not our forces. Now we're seeing more and more assassins for hire in Afghanistan, Iraq and you can bet they're working on the plum Syria, Iran and PDRK gigs. That's some sweet ass money. |
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Our Shiite Sunni
Civil War Oh sure, we never intended for Operation Iraqi Liberation to turn into Operation Religious War (or did we?...), but Friday's news of the assassination of a major Iraqi Shia ayatollah and at least 80 others is quickly enflaming the anarchy that consumes Iraq. Of course, Saddam and/or Al Qaeda are being blamed (makes you consider the possibility that their capture is being deliberately bungled), but as we continue to insist here at crap-sickened global headquarters, it is just another part of OUR mess. The horrors of the chaos are ours to deal with and we are clearly failing. At what point does the White House own up to the growing holocaust of its incompetence? Fear not, for we are told that everything is going according to plans (which cannot be enumerated) within budget (which was never stated) and on schedule (which isn't known). Bush must be dethroned for this. Even the Republican hegemony over all three branches of government and the fourth estate cannot hide his gross incompetence, which seems a petty term for such an egregious abuse of America's power to the detriment of billions around the world. Leading flypaper theorist point to the imprimatur of Al Qaeda and congratulate themselves. "See, we told you those guys were all intermingled in Iraq." The desperation of justification would be pathetic, if our pity weren't squandered on the people of Iraq and our poor soldiers dropped into the pits of hell as veterans' benefits are cut to the bone and combat pay is reduced. |
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Halliburton Gets
$1,700,000,000 of our Descendants' Money Don't worry penny-pinchers, there is a $7,000,000,000 limit to the otherwise open ended no-bid contract, otherwise known as Logistics Civil Augmentation Program, or LOGCAP. But my friends, don't consider that all that money is just profit for the stockholders. Nope, a good chunk of that will end up in the coffers of the GOP as they skirt the campaign laws by eschewing matching funds in favor of good old fashion graft in the bazillions. |
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