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29 Dec, 2003 Turd of the Week George Bush, could we close out this horrible year without TOW'ing you one last time? You are after all responsible for all the deaths, the squandered goodwill, the future crippling deficits and moral corruption that is rotting America from within. Happy Fuckin' 2004, ya' ass. |
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Saviour Keeps Us Safe We are often warned, as has been especially the case this holiday, of vague, non-specific, yet imminently terrifying terrorist chatter. There are no specific preventive actions we citizens can take. We simply must acknowledge the immense impending threat on our precious American lives each and every second of every day. This acknowledgement of unrelenting fear is the centerpiece of His plan. But by the grace of our saviour, we are safe, if only for the moment. For only through our unquestioning faith in Him, we are safe. If He wants to detain us and deprive us of our rights, we shall not question. If our saviour deems a threat may exist at some point in the future, we shall not question Him as He leads us into battle preemptively. We need no corroboration, for only He knows of the future. We can do no more than to simply worship, by festooning our homes and public lives with iconography of our collective purpose, and to reveal all who question His plan as counter to the public good, which only He can define. For without His protection, all the horrors of which He speaks will be visited upon us. |
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Professor Pissed - Wistful, Ex-Pat Year-end Thoughts | ||
As the old year passes to the new, just a few highly politicized thoughts
on having left the USA. And just a brief, less facetious, word for those killed and injured in the huge earthquake in Iran, for the muslims living in France under politically confused and largely racist conditions, for the Palestinians and Israelis victimized by the terrorism of religious and military fundamentalists on both sides, for the kids in the American and British militaries fighting (yes, there is still fighting in "post-war" Iraq) for a hopeless, even pointless cause. What a sad year, politically speaking, for the world. It's hard to feel optimistic for 2004. Of course, Bush could always lose. But then again, once he digs up Osama out of some dug-out a convenient month before the next election..... it will be in the bag, as they say. Or in the hole. The good professor acknowledges the significant consumer detriment of the Value Added Tax, but she doesn't miss the Biggie Sizes. |
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Christmas Influenza Reading "By far the majority of my tax cuts go to those at the bottom." - This complete and utter lie is exposed. The Clinton vigilance toward terror is exposed in stark contrast with Bush's Operation Ignore, including great quotes from Bush insiders wondering about the Clinton team's obsession, during the transition, with some tiny group called "Al Qeada." The noted improvements Clinton made to the American military, which were instrumental in the rapid takeover in Iraq. The calculated and baseless slander job against the departing Clinton staffers who allegedly trashed the White House. Rather than use the typical Fox punditry technique of bluster and unsubstantiated outrage, Al uses humor and most importantly, verifiable quotes, objective observations and official statistics - often from groups with a noted right wing bias, to lay his case before the reader. The hideous right-wing agenda shrivels in the harsh light of truth. Good read. |
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Fasten Your Seatbelts, 2004 is Coming... Will the Bushies make any substantive progress in bringing Iraq into the league of decency? At best this is a subjective call. Betcher bottom dollar the Bushies, via their mouthpieces in the mainstream media will depict a new oasis of democracy in which some terrifying rogue elements remain that only faith in Him can address. Will the economy continue to improve? Signs point to yes, for pent up consumer demand and inventory paucity will drive a resurgence. However, as no credible economic theory supports the trickle-down approach of Bush, it will be disingenuous for Bush to take the credit for it that his team will no doubt take. Further, it will be interesting to see just when, the inescapable drag on recovery that is the government bulging, deficit spending fat cat giveaways will erode the progress made. Rest assured the Bushies will throw any money necessary at occluding this inevitability until after the election. Will they finally capture Beard? Some feel they already have Beard on ice, and are waiting for the most politically expedient time to roll him out. I doubt that, although there is great political value in ensuring the American populous is steeped in fear. For in this state, great rollbacks on freedom and liberty will be tolerated. All shades of politicians
time their moves in the months leading up to re-election, solely for
political gain. I predict, however, we will see a GOP grab for ultimate
unshakeable power that will find no precedent in American history.
Russian, Chinese, German, perhaps, but not in American history. |
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