22, 2004 Condi Gets a Promotion, Up Next: Ira
qn, Loan Sharks,
15, 2004 Re-election
Party in Fallujah!, Gonsalez Takes Over
8, 2004 The
Aftermath Rant Rated NC-17
1, 2004 The
October 25, 2004 Crunch
Bush and Pat Robinson
18, 2004 ENOUGH
WITH THE DEBATES!!! JEESH!!! Part "Mi"
11, 2004 The
Mass Debate!!! Part B
4, 2004 The
Mass Debate!!! Part Uno
27, 2004 Playing
into Karl's Plan? Pat Buchanan?!?!? Politicizing Intelligence
20, 2004 Iraq
war is over, CBS- Karl's Stooge?, Putin on the Clampdown
13, 2004 AWOL!!,
1000th visitor!, Assault Weapons R Us
6, 2004 Gut
Check for Dems, Compassionate Conservitum, Kobe Jams!
30, 2004 Fasten Your Barf Bags, Mary Cheney, Cheating Afghani Democracy
23, 2004 Kitten with a Whip on African Orphans; SBVLies; Hoop Nightmares
16,2004 Queer Gov for a Straight State, Najaf to get a makerover?
9, 2004 ORANGE
A-FREAKIN'-LERT!, The good Ron Reagan, Politics before terror
August 2, 2004 $445,000,000,000,
an agency to centralize intelligence, Sunni triangulation
26, 2004 The Good Professor Holds Court during our vacation recess!
19, 2004 The Consistution is Rescued! Wars of Pre-emption, Moving
12, 2004 The professor is back! Saddam's Co-conspirators, Reconciling
July 4, 2004 Clancyless
Supremes Crack Down, Fahrenheit, Handover Hangover
28, 2004 Cheney
and the New Civility, Iraq Handover, Cheney's Secrets
June 21, 2004 Sudanese
Desperation, Bush & Cheney in Denial, Crumbling
to Torture, Reagan Redux, Iran Nukes, Kerry in the Bullpen
7, 2004 Reagan, Reagan, Reagan, Tenet Gets Evicted, Voice for Choice
31, 2004 Did
He Just Say "Be Heading?", New Bush Strategy: "Things
to get Worse"
23, 2004 Stepping
Back on Iraq, Blame China, Bush Momentarily non-Idiotic
17, 2004 About
to Hit the Fan, Battin' .200, Clinton Makes Sun Dim, Happy 50th
May 10, 2004 It
doesn't matter, George Still Stealing Kofi's Lunch Money, Censor
May 3, 2004 The
Betsy Ross of Iraq, "No More Torture Chambers," Dick
April 26,2004 Oiling
the Re-election Machine, Casket Secrets, Tonga, Kerry's Purple Hearts
19, 2004 Cliff
Notes for the Prez, George Loves Sharon, Cowering in Scalia's Shadow
12, 2004 Losing
the Shi'ites, Condi on the Microphizzle, Bringin' 'em On
5, 2004 Republican
Enemies List of Republicans, Somalia comes to Falluja
March 29, 2004 The
World is Better Off Without Saddam, Right? Zygote
Rights, Dick Clarke...
22, 2004 Madrid
opts out, Dick Clarke - American Grandstand, Photoshop Phakery
15, 2004 Madrid
in Mourning, George and Martha, Where them Jobs at?
8, 2004 Bush & Dead Firemen, Pakistani's
Edward Teller + Julius & Ethel Rosenberg
1, 2004 ObL,
ready for delivery?, Prof on the Passion, Constitution so long,
23, 2004 Thanks
Howard!, F You Ralph!, Bush vs. Science, Terror Level: Green
16, 2004 GOP
Penis Obsession, Iraq Al Qeada Connection! Ashcroft vs. Steroids!
9, 2004 Boobs
on TV, Kicking the Cobra, Gay Bashin' Season!
2, 2004 Kay Nay Says Bush Push for Iraq
Attack, Jingo Bowl
26, 2004 CBS snubs MoveOn.org; Subliminal
SOTU Part 1, Killing
19, 2004 Hillary? What were you Thinking? Federal Marriage
Act, MLKing Day
12, 2004 Spaceman Bush!!!, Doodlings of Mass Destruction,
back to Shitting Bricks from Shitting Cinder Blocks
2004 Shift to the Middle; the Prof on Terror, Bush Knew,
29, 2003 Our saviour, Prof Pissed on (what else?) Bush,
Liars and 2004...
22, 2003 Co-conspirators on Trial in Iraq? Jose Padilla
December 15, 2003 Back from the Dead, Osama bin Saddam captured, Halliburton
24, 2003 Gay Fever! In the Shadow of the Cowboy, Welfare
for Big Energy
17, 2003 Bush gives in to French, the Professor on
Armageddon, Bush Unites Europe
10, 2003 Bush on Iraq, phase 2, Rebel Dean, Lynch as
a real hero
3, 2003 Clinton was an Amateur, Prof Pissed on Califire,
CIA's feet to the fire
27, 2003 Evil or Stupid?, Professor Pissed Bellies
up to the Bar', W in Asia
20, 2003 Screw Arnold After All, My God Can Beat Up
13, 2003 Prof Pissed on the Steroidocracy, Grand Ol'
Partiers, Starving the Beast
6, 2003 Siegfried & Bush, "The Worst Kind
of Traitor," Arnold & Rush
29, 2003 USA Top Arm Supplier, Do-Not-Call List, Bush
Limp Fists the U.N.
22, 2003 Killing Tigers, $87 Bil', assassinoption,
Bush on 9/11 & mustache, Wes...
Sep 15, 2003 Shamful Update Lapse!!!
Hurricanes!! Computer Viruses!! Complacency!!
Sep 8, 2003 UN!
Bail us Out!!! Taxpayers!! Next Installment!!! Korea!! Joblessness! Robots!!
1, 2003 Charles Krauthammer, the USA and God;Our Shiite
Sunni Holy War
25, 2003 Jihad Dream Come True; EPA poisons New Yorkers;
The Flypaper Theory
18, 2003 Bush Behind Blackouts; Liberia gets trickle
of support; 4 Commandments
11, 2003 California Schemin', Wolfie for Secretary
of Hate, Bechtel vs. Haliburton
4, 2003 Bullseye for the Queer Guy, Al Q'Saudi, Terror
Goes Vegas, Osama bin Who?
28, 2003 Hussein Brothers Farewell Tour; Prof Pissed
on Bush lies, Greens for Bush!
21, 2003 The beginning of the end? 700 Club prays for
assassination; Senegalese voices
14, 2003 Tenet as Bush's Bee-hotch, Prof Pissed in
Africa, Colin lays down da smack
7, 2003 Walmart goes gay, Liberia goes naive, Overtime
30, 2003 NGOs to Become PR Wing of GOP; Right Wing
Licks Gay Sex Wounds
23, 2003 Bush on Revisionist Historians; Next
up in Liberation; EPA report edits
16, 2003 Professor Pissed - a History Lesson on the
Fall of Rome
9, 2003 Bush Vows to Tell the Truth; Ashcroft nailed,
in denial; Saving homos from above
2, 2003 Comprehensive List of WMD found to date...
26, 2003 Professor Pissed back and packin'
19, 2003 The debut of the babbling Bush head!
12, 2003 Bazzilionaires Finally Get Relief!
5, 2003 Rumsfeld speaks to Iraq (with subliminal commentary
28, 2003 Rick Santorum Grabs Gay Rights by the Shorthairs
21, 2003 Free Speech Erupts in Baghdad... Whoops!
14, 2003 Let the Ugly Aftermath Begin!
7, 2003 The Liberals Were Wrong?
31, 2003 The Quagmire Deepens
24 2003 War... What is it good for? Pumping up poll
17 2003 Grab
Some Popcorn America. We're Going to War!
10 2003 Bush to World: Go Fuck Yourselves
3 2003 Bush's
Ministry of Propaganda
24 2003 The real reason we're invading Iraq
17 2003 Bush destroys UN, NATO; Mustache & Beard,
Patriot Act II.
10 2003 Featuring
a new handy pocket guide to global villainy.
3 2003 State
of the Union review
27 2003 Slumpy
Bush and Professor Pissed on Choice
20 2003 The handy pocket guide of differences between Iraq
and North Korea!
January 13 2003 How
do you solve a problem like Korea? Bush ends racism in America
January 6 2003 The
Bush Economic Stagnation Package
December 30 2002 The
miserable year in review; Croutons of Mass Destruction
December 23 2002 Trent
Lott for Imperial Wiz; Weapons of Mosque Destruction
16 2002 Inaugural
Issue!! Collectors' Item going for thousands on eBay!
all the other stockholders, we're cashing out!
Hey, what do you know? We make money from American militarily screwed
up countries in the Middle East!
already negotiating with the new Iraqi democracy for oil
weapons all over the globe to ensure civilian death and instability
which in turn ensures a strong market for years and years...