November 22, 2004 Condi Gets a Promotion, Up Next: Iraqn, Loan Sharks, Fallujah
November 15, 2004
Re-election Party in Fallujah!, Gonsalez Takes Over
November 8, 2004
The Uglier Aftermath
Election Aftermath Rant
Rated NC-17
November 1, 2004
The day before
October 25, 2004
Crunch Time, Disenfranchisement, Bush and Pat Robinson
October 18, 2004
October 11, 2004
The Mass Debate!!! Part B
October 4, 2004
The Mass Debate!!! Part Uno
September 27, 2004
Playing into Karl's Plan? Pat Buchanan?!?!? Politicizing Intelligence
September 20, 2004
Iraq war is over, CBS- Karl's Stooge?, Putin on the Clampdown
September 13, 2004
AWOL!!, 1000th visitor!, Assault Weapons R Us
September 6, 2004
Gut Check for Dems, Compassionate Conservitum, Kobe Jams!
August 30, 2004
Fasten Your Barf Bags, Mary Cheney, Cheating Afghani Democracy
August 23, 2004
Kitten with a Whip on African Orphans; SBVLies; Hoop Nightmares
August 16,2004
Queer Gov for a Straight State, Najaf to get a makerover? Alan Keyes
August 9, 2004
ORANGE A-FREAKIN'-LERT!, The good Ron Reagan, Politics before terror
August 2, 2004
$445,000,000,000, an agency to centralize intelligence, Sunni triangulation
July 26, 2004
The Good Professor Holds Court during our vacation recess!
July 19, 2004
The Consistution is Rescued! Wars of Pre-emption, Moving Elections
July 12, 2004
The professor is back! Saddam's Co-conspirators, Reconciling Bush
July 4, 2004
Clancyless Supremes Crack Down, Fahrenheit, Handover Hangover
June 28, 2004
Cheney and the New Civility, Iraq Handover, Cheney's Secrets
June 21, 2004
Sudanese Desperation, Bush & Cheney in Denial, Crumbling Iraq
June 14,2004
Permission to Torture, Reagan Redux, Iran Nukes, Kerry in the Bullpen
June 7, 2004
Reagan, Reagan, Reagan, Tenet Gets Evicted, Voice for Choice
May 31, 2004
Did He Just Say "Be Heading?", New Bush Strategy: "Things to get Worse"
May 23, 2004
Stepping Back on Iraq, Blame China, Bush Momentarily non-Idiotic
May 17, 2004
About to Hit the Fan, Battin' .200, Clinton Makes Sun Dim, Happy 50th BvBE
May 10, 2004
It doesn't matter, George Still Stealing Kofi's Lunch Money, Censor Mouse
May 3, 2004
The Betsy Ross of Iraq, "No More Torture Chambers," Dick and Scalia
April 26,2004
Oiling the Re-election Machine, Casket Secrets, Tonga, Kerry's Purple Hearts
April 19, 2004
Cliff Notes for the Prez, George Loves Sharon, Cowering in Scalia's Shadow
April 12, 2004
Losing the Shi'ites, Condi on the Microphizzle, Bringin' 'em On
April 5, 2004
Republican Enemies List of Republicans, Somalia comes to Falluja
March 29, 2004
The World is Better Off Without Saddam, Right? Zygote Rights, Dick Clarke...
March 22, 2004
Madrid opts out, Dick Clarke - American Grandstand, Photoshop Phakery
March 15, 2004
Madrid in Mourning, George and Martha, Where them Jobs at?
March 8, 2004
Bush & Dead Firemen, Pakistani's Edward Teller + Julius & Ethel Rosenberg
March 1, 2004
ObL, ready for delivery?, Prof on the Passion, Constitution so long, Kofi-cam
February 23, 2004
Thanks Howard!, F You Ralph!, Bush vs. Science, Terror Level: Green
February 16, 2004 GOP Penis Obsession, Iraq Al Qeada Connection! Ashcroft vs. Steroids!
February 9, 2004
Boobs on TV, Kicking the Cobra, Gay Bashin' Season!
February 2, 2004
Kay Nay Says Bush Push for Iraq Attack, Jingo Bowl

January 26, 2004
CBS snubs MoveOn.org; Subliminal SOTU Part 1, Killing Continues...
January 19, 2004
Hillary? What were you Thinking? Federal Marriage Act, MLKing Day
January 12, 2004
Spaceman Bush!!!, Doodlings of Mass Destruction, Terror level back to Shitting Bricks from Shitting Cinder Blocks
January 5, 2004
Shift to the Middle; the Prof on Terror, Bush Knew, Blame Canada
December 29, 2003
Our saviour, Prof Pissed on (what else?) Bush, Liars and 2004...
December 22, 2003
Co-conspirators on Trial in Iraq? Jose Padilla Beats Ashcroft
December 15, 2003 Back from the Dead, Osama bin Saddam captured, Halliburton excess
November 24, 2003 Gay Fever! In the Shadow of the Cowboy, Welfare for Big Energy
November 17, 2003 Bush gives in to French, the Professor on Armageddon, Bush Unites Europe
November 10, 2003 Bush on Iraq, phase 2, Rebel Dean, Lynch as a real hero
November 3, 2003 Clinton was an Amateur, Prof Pissed on Califire, CIA's feet to the fire
October 27, 2003 Evil or Stupid?, Professor Pissed Bellies up to the Bar', W in Asia
October 20, 2003 Screw Arnold After All, My God Can Beat Up Your God
October 13, 2003 Prof Pissed on the Steroidocracy, Grand Ol' Partiers, Starving the Beast
October 6, 2003 Siegfried & Bush, "The Worst Kind of Traitor," Arnold & Rush
Sep 29, 2003 USA Top Arm Supplier, Do-Not-Call List, Bush Limp Fists the U.N.
Sep 22, 2003 Killing Tigers, $87 Bil', assassinoption, Bush on 9/11 & mustache, Wes...
Sep 15, 2003 Shamful Update Lapse!!! Hurricanes!! Computer Viruses!! Complacency!!
Sep 8, 2003 UN! Bail us Out!!! Taxpayers!! Next Installment!!! Korea!! Joblessness! Robots!!
Sep 1, 2003 Charles Krauthammer, the USA and God;Our Shiite Sunni Holy War
Aug 25, 2003 Jihad Dream Come True; EPA poisons New Yorkers; The Flypaper Theory
Aug 18, 2003 Bush Behind Blackouts; Liberia gets trickle of support; 4 Commandments
Aug 11, 2003 California Schemin', Wolfie for Secretary of Hate, Bechtel vs. Haliburton
Aug 4, 2003 Bullseye for the Queer Guy, Al Q'Saudi, Terror Goes Vegas, Osama bin Who?
July 28, 2003 Hussein Brothers Farewell Tour; Prof Pissed on Bush lies, Greens for Bush!
July 21, 2003 The beginning of the end? 700 Club prays for assassination; Senegalese voices
July 14, 2003 Tenet as Bush's Bee-hotch, Prof Pissed in Africa, Colin lays down da smack
July 7, 2003 Walmart goes gay, Liberia goes naive, Overtime goes AWOL
June 30, 2003 NGOs to Become PR Wing of GOP; Right Wing Licks Gay Sex Wounds
June 23, 2003 Bush on Revisionist Historians; Next up in Liberation; EPA report edits
June 16, 2003 Professor Pissed - a History Lesson on the Fall of Rome
June 9, 2003 Bush Vows to Tell the Truth; Ashcroft nailed, in denial; Saving homos from above
June 2, 2003 Comprehensive List of WMD found to date...
May 26, 2003 Professor Pissed back and packin'
May 19, 2003 The debut of the babbling Bush head!
May 12, 2003 Bazzilionaires Finally Get Relief!
May 5, 2003 Rumsfeld speaks to Iraq (with subliminal commentary revealed!)
April 28, 2003 Rick Santorum Grabs Gay Rights by the Shorthairs
April 21, 2003 Free Speech Erupts in Baghdad... Whoops!
April 14, 2003 Let the Ugly Aftermath Begin!
April 7, 2003 The Liberals Were Wrong?
March 31, 2003 The Quagmire Deepens
March 24 2003 War... What is it good for? Pumping up poll numbers!
March 17 2003 Grab Some Popcorn America. We're Going to War!
March 10 2003 Bush to World: Go Fuck Yourselves
March 3 2003 Bush's Ministry of Propaganda
February 24 2003 The real reason we're invading Iraq
February 17 2003 Bush destroys UN, NATO; Mustache & Beard, Patriot Act II.
February 10 2003 Featuring a new handy pocket guide to global villainy.
February 3 2003
State of the Union review
January 27 2003 Slumpy Bush and Professor Pissed on Choice
January 20 2003 The handy pocket guide of differences between Iraq and North Korea!
January 13 2003 How do you solve a problem like Korea? Bush ends racism in America
January 6 2003 The Bush Economic Stagnation Package
December 30 2002 The miserable year in review; Croutons of Mass Destruction
December 23 2002 Trent Lott for Imperial Wiz; Weapons of Mosque Destruction
December 16 2002 Inaugural Issue!! Collectors' Item going for thousands on eBay!

screw all the other stockholders, we're cashing out!

Hey, what do you know? We make money from American militarily screwed up countries in the Middle East!

We're already negotiating with the “new Iraqi democracy” for oil rights!

Selling weapons all over the globe to ensure civilian death and instability which in turn ensures a strong market for years and years...

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