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23-dec-02
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Chronicling
the new Empire of America, the uber-Bully.
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Turd of the Week For the second week in a row, TOW goes to Trent Lott, whose appearance on BET provided satire far more scathing than any humorist could conjure.
Dec
22, 2002 |
Crappy
Holidays from the editors of sickofthiscrap.com!!! There is no rest from crap chronicling, so we'll be scooping up the poop all holiday week folks. Who knows what evil will go on behind the curtain of our Christian celebration of increasing consumer debt? We will! |
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Weapons of
Mosque Destruction The stock market soars at the delicious thought of impending war and all the wonderful trickling down it will have on the remaining parts of the world that are not in the immediate path of the American war machine. |
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Lott Hoisted on
his Own Flaming Cross Then, his defense of voting against the MLK holiday? Well, we didn't really know who he was... Ignorance, long a favored excuse for Republican evil discovered, doesn't always work unless your name is Ronald or W. Not even the Repubs swallowed that load of elephant diarrhea. His supporters were few and detractors most notable by their silence. But he's staying in the senate, so he can serve as a barnacle to the otherwise streamlined hull of Republican deceit. Now he's claiming that his enemies set a trap (otherwise known as a microphone) because he's from Mississippi, he's conservative and he's (gasp) Christian. Yep, those Christians in America are always being persecuted by the evil Zoroastrians whose hegemony on political power is utterly stiffling. |
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Supreme Court Performing
Sodomy ...Analysis Where are we with the feds in the bedroom, anyway? I'm not sure gay America can hold back its sexual desire for another decade. |
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